Clean Funny Jokes - Green Bay Packer Fan

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.
The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the […]

Clean Funny Jokes - Golf Balls and G-Spots

What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

Clean Funny Jokes - Fishing For A Week

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I’ll be home in […]

Clean Funny Jokes - A gun for my hubby

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
“It`s for my husband,” she tells the clerk.
“Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk.
“Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!”

Clean Funny Jokes - Bengals

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldnt put three W’s in a row.

Clean Funny Jokes - Watch this

stand by when you hear the five most dangerous things in the marine corps:
1.a private saying, “i learned this in basic training…”
2.a sergeant saying, “trust me, sir…”
3.a second lieutenant saying, “based on my experience…”
4.a captain saying, “i was just thinking…”
5.a sergeant major chuckling, “watch this s***…”

Clean Funny Jokes - Ask yourself

While taking a psych. course in college, the teacher had a habit of putting
the following questions on an exam:
“Ask yourself a question and answer it”
Being a math major, I asked myself “Solve the following differential equation
[* equation deleted *] under the following conditions [* conditions deleted *]”
and proceeded to solve it.
The next day I stopped […]

NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive a message with a subject line of “Bad times,” delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous virus yet.
·It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer (20′ range at 72 degrees Fahrenheit).
·It will recalibrate your refrigerator’s coolness […]

Clean Funny Jokes - And that’s the latest version of the Interne

Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Yeah.”
Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”

Clean Funny Jokes - File Manager icon

Tech Support: “All right…now double-click on the File Manager icon.”
Customer: “That’s why I hate this Windows — because of the icons — I’m a
Protestant, and I don’t believe in icons.”
Tech Support: “Well, that’s just an industry term sir. I don’t believe it was
meant to – ”
Customer: “I don’t care about any ‘Industry Terms’. I don’t […]