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stand by when you hear the five most dangerous things in the marine corps:
1.a private saying, “i learned this in basic training…”
2.a sergeant saying, “trust me, sir…”
3.a second lieutenant saying, “based on my experience…”
4.a captain saying, “i was just thinking…”
5.a sergeant major chuckling, “watch this s***…”