21 Ways to Say “Your fly is open”

21) I know that men are from Mars, but I see something that rhymes with Venus.
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Nazarene.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore […]