Old Man – Aging Jokes
“I’ve sure gotten old,” said Maury the Snitch. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.
I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, [...]
CLEAN JOKES EMPHASIS
-
The force of emphasis is clearly shown in the following brief colloquy,
between two lawyers:
"Sir," demanded one, indignantly, "do you imagine me to be a...
15 years ago
No comments:
Post a Comment